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Epic Marketing Shit is a free weekly marketing newsletter. Below is every edition we've published, each with a short description of what it covers. Click any title to read the full edition (opens in a new tab), or browse them all on the homepage.

30 editions and counting.

This cold email worked on me

Why Derek's cold email kept me reading to the end.

Show up at the right place

Dude Wipes put their logo exactly where you'd use them.

Make Them Buy (Nicely)

32 CTAs that sell without being pushy.

He sat on a toilet for 50 hours

How Who Gives A Crap launched from a warehouse loo.

How to price it

A founder ran 17 pricing tests over a year. Here's what worked.

Write it like this, not that

9 boring lines, rewritten to actually sell.

These tweets live in my head

Four copywriting tweets I keep going back to.

I hate how well this works

A freelance copywriter's homepage that lets visitors dial the sales pressure up or down.

Stop asking for the meeting

Six cold emails that beat the 3% reply rate — with one shared move.

Stop caring about the grammar

How HEY made up a word — and why your brain can't ignore it.

Homepages you play, not read

Two portfolio websites that turn a resume into something you play instead of read.

Mute the madmen

The loudest fight on earth. You hear none of it.

McDonald's fries grew fangs

Two fries, a drop of ketchup, and zero words needed.

This Unicorn Changed the Way I Poop

A $25 footstool, a rainbow-pooping unicorn, and 100M+ views.

12 copywriting tips

A quick-hit list of twelve copywriting principles worth remembering.

Oatly. "Wow No Cow."

Three words that break every grammar rule — on purpose.

Norwegian lost the bet

A World Cup wager turned into free marketing for two airlines.

No logo required

Zomato ran a newspaper ad with no logo — and everyone knew.

Levi's won FIFA 2026 (marketing)

Told to hide its logo, Levi's made the censorship the campaign.

The Ad Adidas Never Made

Sunlight drew three stripes on a pitch — the internet did the rest.

Six Herbs & Five Spice Girls

KFC hid a joke in its Twitter follows — and waited.

Weetabix baked beans' viral hit

One cursed breakfast tweet, and every UK brand piled on.

Don't sell the features. Sell the outcome.

How Apple sold a hard drive as a feeling.

Our Blades Are F***ing Great

The launch video that built Dollar Shave Club.

IKEA made an ad you pee on

The print ad that was also a pregnancy test.

Dear Mr. Bezoz

When Amazon copied Allbirds, Allbirds replied in style.

Cold emails that (actually) work

Short, crisp, and built around their pain — not yours.

Nutter Butter's TikTok is disturbing

A 55-year-old cookie brand went full fever dream — and won.

They sold bullshit. Like literally.

Cards Against Humanity's anti-marketing playbook.

Surreal nailed it

How a tiny UK cereal brand faked celebrity endorsements for about £200.